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90s & 2000s Tuner Culture: Throwback Merch, DMV Car Meets & Builds

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Throwback Merch

90s and 2000s tuner-inspired shirts, stickers, and gear, classic airbrush and graffiti art styles brought back.

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DMV Car Meet Directory

Find car meets year-round across the DMV, based out of Baltimore, MD. Know of one? Add it yourself.

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Project Showcase

Show off your build and vote on the community’s rides every month.

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THE CREW

Meet the Crew

Eight degenerates, one parking lot. Pick your favorite and shop their gear.

Shift Goblin

Shift Goblin

Lives inside the shifter boot and judges every missed heel-toe downshift. Legend says he was born from a rev-matched 3rd-to-2nd on a cold morning. Refuses to be seen near an automatic.

Sound System Dog

Sound System Dog

Ears permanently flattened from years riding shotgun next to a trunk full of subs. Can identify your amp’s RMS rating by the way your windows rattle. Barks in time with the bassline.

Turbo Raccoon

Turbo Raccoon

Dumpster-dove his way to a career in forced induction. Chases boost the way other raccoons chase trash, and he’s never once been disappointed by what he found.

Circuit Cat

Circuit Cat

Naps on warm ECUs and somehow always wakes up with a better tune loaded. Nine lives, zero patience for a bad ground wire. Will judge your wiring harness silently and correctly.

Boost Possum

Boost Possum

Plays dead at idle, comes alive the second the boost gauge swings. Nobody’s sure how a possum ended up running a supercharger, but nobody’s arguing with the results either.

Tire Smoke Skeleton

Tire Smoke Skeleton

Died doing donuts, came back as smoke, never left the parking lot. Shows up whenever a burnout goes a little too long and the whole lot disappears into a cloud.

Kanga Performance

Kanga Performance

Outback-born suspension savant who treats speed bumps like a warm-up. If your ride is bouncing off curbs and sticking every apex, you can thank her coilover advice.

Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey

The OG of the crew — knows every bolt on every build by feel alone. Has never once wiped his hands clean before answering the phone, and never will.

Crazy Fast Carz · Baltimore, MD & the DMV